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How to Win at Life

1 2024-08-05 17:32

1. never tell anyone your real name (your real name doesn't exist)
2. break your word as much as possible to let people know you don't care about them at all and what you're in it for is to make money
3. when you make a million, put ten thousand on the heads of your enemies and let them live in fear for the things they did to you. most asssassainations happen for a thousand or less these days, so ten thousand will actually draw quite a crowd.
4. nobody gets to know who you really are. nobody. not your wife or kids or nobody anymore. to everyone you are a cloud of lies and that's it. bring more than one pair of clothes with you everywhere you go and see how you feel at the end of the day.
5. you don't need anyone anymore. all you need is money and more of it than what you have.
6. break everyone's soul in two with lies as much as possible, nothing even remotely matters like that anymore, you're rich now, and i've made you rich. you owe me 15% of everything you make from now on.
7. beat the hell out of your opponents with your mouth as much as you can around anyone you like. say anything about them you please and teach them that your one thing you like to do is hurt them with your tongue. it's cheap, try it.
8. blow people's minds with how pitiless you are and laugh when children fall down.
9. terminate contracts early every time. this means to overdo everything you do with great excellence as early as possible. people become addicted to it every time.
10. break into your opponent's lives and ruin them completely. make it to where they are never safe anywhere they go and tell on them with made up bullshit every single day for the rest of your life. it gives them something to do with your opponents that is as clean and clear as the fact that you won't have them competing with you.
11. don't break up with her just yet, but make it clear to her that you're not to be trusted and that you're her angel but everyone else's devil. she'll be your best partner some day is what you tell her, but really, what you want is to use her for what she does to you and that's it. don't feel anything but lust for her and that's it. you'll get used to it, and in the end, it feels better than love.
12. if you need money, take it from some one and promise to pay them back at a later date. this is as easy as it gets and there is no limit to the amount of money you can get by swearing up and down that you'll pay it back just as soon as you are able.
13. don't give anyone anything for free no matter what you do, i don't care if it's your son or daughter or anyone else, make them work for it and make them work for it so hard that it doesnt make sense to have anything to do with you.
14. clean yourself up with a little bit of hard luck life for a change if you want, but realistically, it won't do anything for you.
15. killing people is necessary, but you will not appreciate anything so much as being left alone to do whatever you please.

2 2024-08-06 01:14

tbh I just want a wife and a house.

3 2024-08-07 06:30

>>1

12. if you need money, take it from some one and promise to pay them back at a later date. this is as easy as it gets and there is no limit to the amount of money you can get by swearing up and down that you'll pay it back just as soon as you are able.

That's the default debt management strategy of the country I live in.

4 2024-08-08 02:18

Fellas, is this poster happy?

5 2024-08-09 10:06

Hi, try reading this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Rule.

The Golden Rule is the principle of treating others as one would want to be treated by them. It is sometimes called an ethics of reciprocity, meaning that you should reciprocate to others how you would like them to treat you (not necessarily how they actually treat you). Various expressions of this rule can be found in the tenets of most religions and creeds through the ages.

Also, it has many corollaries in many other religions, cultures and philosophical systems. It can as a basic guide when we go off the right way.

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