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The ultimate dating app that solves the dating problem

1 2020-04-04 00:37

When you sign in you must give your phone number, id, driving license, picture of you holding random objects..., just like when you try to get your bitcoins out of Coinbase.

Then you're randomly assigned a partner who's the only person you'll ever be able to chat to. You're legally married according to the laws of this last chance dating site and you'll never be able to make another account. Think of a one-shot Omegle, it's actually very simple to put together.

2 2020-04-04 02:05

I dunno, I'll have to ask Hitler.

3 2020-04-04 02:49

>>2
There was this site where you could interview him in 3D but it requires login now
https://www.activehistory.co.uk/Miscellaneous/free_stuff/head2head/index.htm
You can still ask Churchill though.

4 2020-04-04 04:13 *
  6.  "Hitler!"  Ha!  The thread is over!

        Nope, doesn't work that way.  Not only is it wrong to say that a
thread is over when Godwin's Law is invoked anyway (Usenet threads
virtually always outlive their usefulness), but long ago a corollary to
the Law was proposed and accepted by Taki "Quirk" Kogama (quirk@swcp.com):

        Quirk's Exception: Intentional invocation of this so-called
                     "Nazi Clause" is ineffectual.

        Sorry, folks.  Nice try, though.
5 2020-04-04 13:21

Love in the time of cholera

6 2020-04-10 01:37 *

State-mandated gfs!!!

7 2024-01-06 03:53

>>1
This is arranged marriage with extra steps....

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