A website that shows you a random image tagged with "cheering" from one of the boorus along with an encouraging message. I used to have one like this but it is gone now.
>>147
I hope you have netcat, curl and jq. And Coreutils. And Bash.
#!/bin/bash
# Config
BOORU_URL="${BOORU_URL:-https://danbooru.donmai.us}"
SEARCH_QUERY="${SEARCH_QUERY:-tags=cheering+rating%3Asafe}"
CURL_ARGS="$CURL_ARGS"
CHEERING_COOKIES="${CHEERING_COOKIES:-cheering-cookies.txt}"
PORT="${PORT:-8080}"
# Used for querying the booru
POSTS_PER_PAGE="${POSTS_PER_QUERY:-100}"
MAX_PAGES="${MAX_PAGES:-750}"
function response {
POSTS_COUNT="$(curl -s $CURL_ARGS "$BOORU_URL/counts/posts.json?$SEARCH_QUERY" | jq -r ".counts.posts")"
MAX_POSTS_COUNT=$(($MAX_PAGES * $POSTS_PER_PAGE))
[ $POSTS_COUNT -lt $MAX_POSTS_COUNT ] || POSTS_COUNT=$MAX_POSTS_COUNT
POST="$(curl -s $CURL_ARGS "$BOORU_URL/posts.json?$SEARCH_QUERY&limit=$POSTS_PER_PAGE&page=$((1 + $RANDOM % ($POSTS_COUNT / $POSTS_PER_PAGE)))" | jq -rc ".[]" | shuf -n 1)"
CHEERING_COOKIE="$(shuf -n 1 "$CHEERING_COOKIES")"
cat <<EOF
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
Content-Type: text/html
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1">
</head>
<body style="text-align: center">
<p><a href="$(echo "$POST" | jq -r .file_url)"><img height="600px" src="$(echo "$POST" | jq -r .large_file_url)"></img></a></p>
<p style="font-size:larger">$CHEERING_COOKIE</p>
</body>
</html>
EOF
}
while true; do response | netcat -l "$PORT" || exit $?; done
Sample cheering-cookies.txt is over here: https://termbin.com/n65r
It gets stuck as the browser can't tell that the whole page arrived.
>>149
add -q 0 if youre using openbsd-netcat