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Pls help with a question

1 2019-11-18 02:26

I need a textboard that gets lots of data from users and then posts it on web in an easy way that ppl can see the words

2 2019-11-18 02:38

What do you mean by lots of data?

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Russian Refugee's Thread.

1 2019-11-08 18:27

Ok, so here goes my damned story. I was the regular Russian anonymous on a bunch of Russian tinyboards, but eventually, I got a dispute with that bench-admin on whether one other user, who was kinda spamming all around, should be banned or not. The admin was totally useless in curing the issue cause he was like a freaking "echo" in Linux UNIX - you ask that bench something, and he just gives you the same answer of "IDK, man, maybe..." over and over again. Eventually, I just became a script-kiddie wannabe hacker and DDOSed the website with HOIC for like two weeks cuz it was based on a weak Ubuntu server.
After that though, he got me banned as it seems and restored the whole thing on a stronger protocol. And here I am, trying to look for a high-quality textboard. By the way, the website was alterchan.in.

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3 2019-11-08 21:35

What do you mean? IIchan's still a board for weaboo-like nerds who hide their need for big daddy under their showing-off love towards their administration. Thus, strict banhammer is still there. Such places just keep existing until ya burn them down.

4 2019-11-09 01:36

>>2
Just heard that IIchan also got attacked on one other board. I guess if even you knew it already before I did, then I've lived in a total informational isolation all this time.

5 2019-11-09 13:48

Why are there so many Russian schizos?

6 2019-11-09 17:08

>>5
I guess it's the work of Sosach's legioneers, but others say it's the KGB's agents' action.

7 2019-11-11 00:25

>>3
I heard iichan and dobrochan got DDoS attacked, but could not find any more info in English, and my skills in Russian are still not good enough to find anything. Dobrochan was back online after a few hours, I think however iichan was still offline as of the 8/11.
It's back up now, so all's good. These small imageboards with a tight-knit community are really a thing of the past, it's impressive - and uplifting - how they've survived for such a long time in the Russian internet.

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I felt in love with her at the first sight

1 2019-10-27 16:43

More exactly, I started to hate her. She was everything I ever wanted, everything I'd never get. I'm still mad at her, she's irresponsible.

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5 2019-10-29 14:56

This is what hatefucking was made for.

6 2019-11-02 20:41

>>4

he flamin' baby bird

Now that's a creative idea! I like it.

Describe her to me. What is your relationship to her? How did you meet?

I've met her at a small concert. She was with younger men and I assumed she was their professor. That turned out to be the case. She's a litterature professor, which turns me on, because I'm a pervert.

I didn't know who she was, so I just befriended everybody around until I met her again. I've tried to subtly invite her here and there but she was always busy or something. Eventually, I gave up. I never asked her phone number.

But one day she did text me (how she got my number, I still don't know). We spent a nice evening together and I may had an opportunity back then. But I sperged. I sperged hard. I resent her a lot for having sperged like that.

Right now, my strategy is to avoid her at all costs. At the same time I'm trying to be seen everywhere, by everyone, except her. I put a lot of dedication into that shitty plan. I don't really now what I want to achieve with this ghost strategy. Maybe I hope my invisibility can create some kind of frustration. I'd love to do truly great things that she would only hear about. Like publishing the novel of the century, saving a few children or becoming a war hero. Maybe she would text me again, for fear of missing a great guy?

7 2019-11-04 21:04

What did you do?

If someone goes through enough trouble to find your phone number, they were probably thinking about you a lot.

8 2019-11-08 22:43

Yo, this is /cuckold/ thread. If someone does that much for a girl, then that's what it's called like. Yeah, I have the same situation, but it's different in a way that she is like some freaking kuudere - ignores me when I try to hold the door or whatever but always sits/stands right beside me. The main thing though is that I totally don't give a fuck when I don't see her, but in the opposite situation, my pepe stands like I'm observing a live orgy. Also, I already have a waifu which is a mixture of an ideal woman's traits essentially, and she's totally different from this chicken which's the reason why I don't know why I feel so much about this person. Life's surely odd.

9 2019-11-09 00:43

She lent me a book a long time ago and I thought that because of this, she had to see me again or lose the book. That' why I avoided her. Unfortunately I took LSD two days ago and it ruined my plan. I felt stupid and just gave her the book back. I got to see her again tonight with plenty of people. I managed to be not too boring and needy. All in all, I'm done with the tantrum. Maybe we'll meet again, may be not, life goes on.

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Neuroscience and the human female brain

1 2019-10-22 01:24

Have you noticed? Studies and experiments are always made on male brains.

The female brain is a clusterfuck and scientists haven't the slightest clue on how it works.

2 2019-10-22 19:50

slugs for brains

3 2019-11-02 23:57

You mean, just like male brains ?

4 2019-11-05 21:29

Imagine a child without parental supervision or discipline, and the body of an adult. A child who's aware of how people fawn over it and the power it holds to do anything it wants.

There, you have a woman.

5 2019-11-08 22:08

Do you know about the theory of Vagina-capitalism which states that by controlling the main human need, meaning the need to reproduce, women have started controlling the flow of money, the gender roles, and the amount of chicks for one average male? That's why with the huger amount of cash, a man is able to acquire a huger amount of pussies. And the more intense it will get, the less females will be available for an average middle-class person with a dick, not to even speak of proletariat - all the boobs will go to the capitalist masculine oppressors. This idea is pretty popular in Runet now.

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/natsoc/ general

1 2019-10-21 07:56

Ahem hitler did nothing wrong

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3 2019-10-22 23:12

He was a jew

4 2019-10-29 19:49 *

My great-grandfather ```Ahem``` was Alois' youngest son, a bastard jew. Orphaned by some pox or other, he left with just his mother's pocket-watch. He made his way around europe, deserted WWI. Eventually, got to America. They gave him an ugly surname. He would take his wife's name. When he had the time, he found out that the portrait in the latch was of his grandmother, Maria Schicklgruber. He had already been an aggressive drunk. Now, knowing what his blood was capable of, the self fulfilling prophecy ensued. His drunken rage grew more violent. He started beating her. They stopped going to church. One monday, he wasn't at work. The next morning, they found her batterred body. Probably did it all again.

5 2019-11-06 13:38

Edgy

6 2019-11-08 21:42

National Socialism is a fun thing in the hands of such Anarcho-Egotists/Xenophobs like me. For example, Communist revolution would be like the Anonymous protesting the corps but actually and even better, and NS Counter-Revolution/RaHoWa would be like the Communist revolution but actually and even better.

7 2019-11-08 21:47

Also, I hope we all know the Hitler was sponsored directly by Rockefellers (just research on Eugenics and the Institute of Keizer), and the two WWs were all the major conflicts between Rothschilds and Rockefellers expressed globally (as any global events for like the last three centuries basically).

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N word: yay or nay

1 2019-11-06 13:39

?

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http://textboard.org/static/userscripts/wordfilter.user.js

The responsibility to filter anything is left to the user.

3 2019-11-08 21:37

Yay, Nipper.

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ETS 2016 GRE math practice - question 18 is vauge

1 2019-10-31 20:42

cf. http://libgen.lc/item/index.php?md5=1E8C69B73004947FE2BBFABBF5F1EEA7

Let f be the function defined by f(x) = [indexed sum not specifying domain of index n] x^n/n, for all x such that -1<x<1. Then f'(x) =

(A) 1/(1-x)
(B) x/(1-x)
(C) 1/(1+x)
(D) x/(1+x)
(E) 0

It doesn't mention anything about what they mean by affixing a 'prime' apostrophe ("'") to a function.

Does ETS let such egregious vagueness into a real GRE math? Are they testing mathematics or esoterics?
If not, it's significantly misrepresenting the GRE math.
If so, the GRE math has egregious errors. (Vagueness.)
Which is worse?
In either case, this is unacceptable. We should complain to the ETS.
If they do nothing, complain loudly.
If they still do nothing, complain loudly to whom it may concern: mathematics graduate programmes, students, et cetera.

2 2019-11-01 15:13

Doesn't it want the derivative of the function?

3 2019-11-03 00:26

f' is Lagrange's notation for the derivative of f

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What do you think Playboi Carti is doing right now?

1 2019-10-27 03:09

I always wake up in a cold sweat with one thought in my mind:
What is Playboi Carti doing at this exact moment?
He has to be somewhere.

The anxiety hits like a frozen strawberry pelted by my younger brother.
I am in pain, I need answers. No more cold strawberry.

__He has that slime__

2 2019-10-27 14:45

I am Playboi Carti and I approve of this thread.

3 2019-10-27 20:38

Thank you, Playboi Carti. What is your home address?

4 2019-10-28 13:15

What is Playboi Carti doing at this exact moment?

Choking the chicken

What is your home address?

1600 pennsylvania Avenue

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homemade falafel

1 2019-10-10 20:24

worth the effort? can they be pan fried rather than all the way deep fried?

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3 2019-10-12 22:49

Also not bad baked

4 2019-10-14 10:35

Link to any good recipe?

5 2019-10-14 12:21

https://www.nhs.uk/change4life/recipes/falafels-recipe

6 2019-10-22 18:23

Test

7 2019-10-24 21:53

Hummus is fine too. You just need a hand blender.

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What does the VIP checkbox do?

1 2019-10-13 11:36

The threads on this board are ugly, but the threadlist page is a work of art.

2 2019-10-16 11:31 *

VIPPER

3 2019-10-21 02:47

http://textboard.org/sol?css=2ch

4 2019-10-22 18:23

Stickles

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