Incel reindeer alternative?
The only thing you can host is HPV.
man free php hosting.
any SPA, Angular, Vue ?
oh shi, I just noticed, just realised, you sick cunt want bloat web and poison it with your js disease, so gross.
You don't even realise where you are posting your question. You farted in church. This minimalist text board is a Obelisk to avoid unnecessary bloat such as js, front ends, cookies. Vercel up your ass.