I think there should be a quota on male Lisp programmers. For every male Lisp programmer, there should be at least one female Lisp programmer. Wannabe Lisp programmers who happen to be male would just have to placed on a waiting list. Males who want to become a Lisp programmer would have to find one female Lisp programmer willing to "sponsor" them. In this way, equality can be achieved and universal peace will follow.