prog


Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce you:

1 2018-10-28 00:04

The Scheme BBS, an anonymous textboard entirely written in MIT Scheme.

Right now it's still a bit rough around the edges but should be usable.

Anyway, let's test it!

2 2018-10-28 00:19

I've slapped together an alternate CSS that looks more like the good old /prog/.

Just append ?css=2ch to the url. Like that:

https://textboard.org/prog?css=2ch

3 2018-10-28 00:33

>>1,2
Optimized quotes?

4 2018-10-28 00:35

>>4
fixed!

5 2018-10-28 00:38 *

I could draft a little TODO list here, as I remember what has to be fixed.

[ ] The jump menu (the little arrows) doesn't work properly until the front page is populated (if there's less than 10 threads displayed)

This one is neither hard to fix nor a big deal. We could just wait for the first 10 threads.

6 2018-10-28 00:40
[ ] when the post limit for a thread is reached there's only a very terse message about it. Make it nicer and hide the reply box.
7 2018-10-28 00:42

>>6
That long line is horizontally scrollable even without an apparent scrollbar but isn't it confusing?

8 2018-10-28 01:08

An easy one:

[ ] write a little cheat sheet for the ``markup language which isn't quite markdown, textile or creole''
9 2018-10-28 01:11

There's no admin panel, there is no way to ban someone, but isn't that a feature? only time will tell

10 2018-10-28 01:15

These ones should be at the top of the list:

[ ] per board configuration file, with at least the complete board title ("programming" instead of "prog")
[ ] init function that creates necessary directories for new boards
11 2018-10-28 01:21

There should be another board to showcase the ease of multiple board setting. (I thought all textboard scripts have that)

12 2018-10-28 07:23 *

testing new markers for blocks of code:

(lambda (f)
  ((lambda(x) (f (x x)))
   (lambda (x) (f (x x))))
13 2018-10-29 18:26 *

I fixed a small problem with url formatting. The http-url pattern of irregex doesn't know about new TLDs.

Now it should be ok, let's try:

https://hack.chat/

14 2018-10-30 18:13 *

I mirrored the repo on github, it's more commonly used.
https://github.com/alyssa-p-hacker/SchemeBBS

15 2018-10-31 15:10

posting is really slow

16 2018-10-31 15:11

test test

17 2018-11-01 07:38

Do you support {b {i {i {o sexpcode}}}}?

18 2018-11-01 07:39 *

[b]i [i]think [u]not[/u][/i][/b]

19 2018-11-01 08:00

>>17-18
There's a cheat sheet for the markup: https://textboard.org

It's not quite markdown to avoid collisions with *unzip pants* and ``proper quotes''

20 2018-11-01 09:16

anus

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anus

22 2018-11-01 09:25

🤔

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29 2018-11-01 09:38

>>22-27
Hey until now MIT Scheme didn't have support for Unicode. Things will change soon!

30 2018-11-01 15:48

It's my birthday! https://twitter.com/nektro

31 2018-11-01 16:25

>>30
Happy birthday! Do you think unicode emojis should be replaced by cute Shoboon? (´・ω・`)

32 2018-11-01 23:11 *

test

33 2018-11-02 01:06

>>32
VIP posters get a star.

34 2018-11-03 00:04 *

Shit just got real

35 2018-11-03 01:41

but can I eval lisp code like this
#,(+ 1 2)
and it be this text except the above is just 3?

36 2018-11-03 01:45

>>35
Sure, with a userscript and https://www.biwascheme.org/

I thought of it but I'm not going to it server-side, even sandboxed. I have to spare ressources, the site runs on a very small server.

37 2018-11-03 05:14

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38 2018-11-03 05:56

>>36
so you're saying this site is unable to handle a large amount of users?

39 2018-11-03 06:09

>>38
Textboards are low traffic anyway. The thing is that it's hosted on a VPS so there's not much CPU resources.
I believe it could handle the traffic of world4ch which is already quite an unrealistic projection.

40 2018-11-03 09:00 *

>>37
emojis aka fuck unicode

41 2018-11-04 01:27

does this have a json (or preferably a s-expr) version of threads that users can access?

42 2018-11-04 01:30

>>41
yes actually it has a sexp-api instead of the good old subjects.txt: https://textboard.org/sexp (it's all association lists, no records or anything fancy)

43 2019-02-06 10:03

Test

44 2019-02-06 10:04

nope

45 2019-02-06 10:04

>>44

Ep

46 2019-02-10 01:36

>>45
Can't believe how I managed to be a hobo and have this place survived. Thanks for all the posts.
A cheap VPS is cheaper than a pack of cigarettes nowadays.

47 2019-02-11 12:35 *

chipshandon is gay

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