l a i n

1 名無しさん 2020-06-05 07:25

l a i n  :::::::::::::::::: _ _ _
   ::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::/::i:|:i:|::::::::::::::::
 //:::::::::::     | |::i:::i::i:l::::::: / ::::::::::/
/ /::::::::::: :::::::::::::ノ | |゛゛""|  /   :::://   /
! |:::::::  /:::::::::::,i | |   / / | ::::::/ /   /|::::::::::::::::::
! |:::::::: /::i'|::::::/  | |  / /   | ::::/ /  :/|:::::::::::::::::::
. |::: ':::::|`、/ `-、_ |/ / /   :|/// /  /  |::::::::::::::
 |:::,':::::::| ,.=γヽ:、`:、//    ,,-''""//"''-、 |:::::::::::::    /
  |i ., ''`i i、 i:`‐'゚:i、         ,,-=;;=-、   |::::::::::    /
  /  ノ  ヽ_ゝ=::' ゝ        '´ i::`‐':゚:i ヽ,i'::::::::    /
 /|  |    "__          ` :ゝ_=-'ノ ',i'::::::    /
./ .|  i、  ,i'" ,`i            ̄  ,i' ,:'|`:、___,,-_i
|  |   \、 .i   i:ノ ,, '            //i'..-、、--''ノ ̄´``ヽ、
!、 :\   `|   |  ` -‐            /:::  ``、/      ヽ、
..\  `、     `i、- 、_            /:::::::::::: /
  \        ヽ、 `         _..-'´|:::::::::::: /
    ゙:、         `ヽ、   _. .-'´  :|:::::::::::: /
     .\          ヽ''''~      :|::::::::  /
       \         }       |::::::::  /
        \       /       |   /
         /      /          |   /
         /      /         |  /
        /      /         | /

2 名無しさん 2020-06-05 07:49

             _,.、_ _ _
           , r'rー’- ー- ̄.二,  =_- 、
      _ _,,./,r'"    __     ` 、‘ー'  ヽ,  _ _
     / rー/ /   ( ̄  7        ヽ    Yー- 、, ヽ
     | ! /  /     ヽ_ ノ         l      `、   i  |
     レ'   i       _          i      'i  l  l
    /   メ-ー ' "  ̄     ̄  ̄ ` 、ノ       レ'  ,'
    r ,ィ'"        _  __       \        ,.イ
    レ'7     ,ィ  l ハ「 l i   lヽ,    ヽ        l
    l .l     /_」 N__/_ i|  | /ト、__| } ,ハ   ヽ       |
    リ   ハ/" .i/_ ̄" ! ハ' _.-==レム,l    \     l
    |l    l ,r'じぅ,j^       ,yp,.ーr、,'ヘ,   ,r ヽ,    |
    }.レヘ_, l  、'ー='       、ヾ'_ツノ I\_/'I   l    l
    |   l l      y           iレ'へレ'y  |    ,.l
    l   l  i,      `'          l    リ /i   l,   iヘ
    |レ'  }ヘハ,      -        /  /ー'" ト、ヘi   l |
    /|      \              /  ,ヘハ/\l   l  l, l
   k'^        > 、       , ィ"  /        ヽ l  |
 / `ヽ_、r -ー -―'  `.ーァー<"____/  /_         レ'  ヽ,
/             /_      l  i   ヽ、      /     \
             / (_ノ     レィ |     `ヽ   /       ヽ
             i          '^        ̄          i

3 名無しさん 2020-06-05 07:54

l a i n

4 名無しさん 2020-06-05 14:29

im gay for lain

5 名無しさん 2020-06-05 22:00

Let's all love Lain!

6 名無しさん 2020-06-06 02:44

If I want to fuck Lain, does that mean I also want to fuck the internet? If so, doesn't that mean I want to fuck whatever cybernetic youkai have arisen from the imprinted souls of humanity in its billions of years' worth of wasted time on the internet, including the inevitable fat greasy neckbeard demon derived from text/imageboard posts just like this one?

7 名無しさん 2020-06-06 09:59

Lain is a great inspiration for me. To leave this place with nothing left behind, to erase every trace of my existence. This is what I strive for.

8 名無しさん 2020-06-07 00:13


9 名無しさん 2020-06-07 12:42

na, it primarily means you could be a pedo. consider seeking help.

10 名無しさん 2020-06-07 21:14

>>6 lain is lain.

11 名無しさん 2020-06-08 00:31

lain is lain is lain.

12 名無しさん 2020-06-08 05:24

- sexually attracted to Koiwai Yotsuba = pedophilia
- sexually attracted to Iwakura Lain or Kuroki Tomoko = hebephilia
- sexually attracted to Ayanami Rei = ephebophilia

Lain is a pubescent 14-year-old teenager.

13 名無しさん 2020-06-08 14:29

Technically: you're a goddamn creep

14 名無しさん 2020-06-08 16:04

Unless I'm 15.

15 名無しさん 2020-06-08 19:58


16 名無しさん 2020-06-09 01:32

Ummm well ackshhully

17 名無しさん 2020-06-12 13:27

"Seek help for wanting to fuck fictional children", yeah that'll help and definitely improve one's quality of life.

18 名無しさん 2020-06-13 06:04

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy. Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

19 名無しさん 2020-06-13 06:07

You guys get oddly het up about what was clearly a joke, moreover one in which my hypothetical lust for adolescent 2D girls would lead to me taking it in the ass from a dude as disgusting as as my own self-image, which I assure you is quite grotesque.

For the record, I would never actually be attracted to Lain. She's a subhuman who uses CL instead of Scheme.

20 名無しさん 2020-06-13 09:11

Lain is a woman of practicality.

21 名無しさん 2020-06-13 12:07

Can't you just help us rape lain like a good master race goyim.

22 名無しさん 2020-06-14 11:00

Please don't bring Twitter here

23 名無しさん 2020-06-14 12:58

I thought this was literate ifunny.

24 名無しさん 2020-06-14 15:25

Lain commands respect, I have literally never seen lewds of her.

25 名無しさん 2020-06-14 15:27

And if they exist, I don't want to see them.

26 名無しさん 2020-06-14 16:24

O.K. fine.
Lain rapes "himself".
Those are the lewds I'm not joking.
Everyone can go home now.

27 名無しさん 2020-06-14 16:47

Did you always skip the ending?

28 名無しさん 2020-06-15 11:24

People who idiolize Lain for being goddess of the internet miss the point of the show.

29 名無しさん 2020-06-15 19:29

It's not a bad franchise, but I wish Lain-niggers would stop infiltrating my messageboards. Is it too much to go to one obscure corner of the net and not find a generic, zero-effort lain topic on the front page? In my experience, other than the full-blown schizos (which, despite the demeaning mode of reference, I find to be cool enough), any Lain poster is one of those people who started using the Internet seriously last month and is trying to fit into the messageboard culture by looking for the "obscure" things first. I'm sick of all of the people who can't just post normally on these things, are you really so scared that any genuine post you make will be shot down or ignored by the other users? Don't mind any non-sequiturs, I had a lot to get out.

30 名無しさん 2020-06-15 19:47
(defun life (source)
  (let* ((size (length (car source)))
         (life (make-world
                :size size
                :current (make-array (list size size) :element-type 'bit
                                     :initial-contents source)
                :next (make-array (list size size) :element-type 'bit
                                  :initial-element 0)
                :numdots 0)))
    (dotimes (i size)
      (dotimes (j size)
        (unless (zerop (bit (world-current life) i j))
          (incf (world-numdots life))
          (when (< i (world-xmin life)) (setf (world-xmin life) i))
          (when (> i (world-xmax life)) (setf (world-xmax life) i))
          (when (< j (world-ymin life)) (setf (world-ymin life) j))
          (when (> j (world-ymax life)) (setf (world-ymax life) j)))))
    (propagate life 0)))
31 名無しさん 2020-06-15 20:55

Post the whole thing:

32 名無しさん 2020-06-15 21:26


33 名無しさん 2020-06-15 22:26

It's worse than your copypasta states and the ones that aren't serious have been here for a while and (you) are falling for the ruse.

34 名無しさん 2020-06-17 02:24


but I wish Lain-mujinas would stop infiltrating my messageboards

I forgot I had activated the wordfilter, it's funny as hell.

35 名無しさん 2020-07-02 18:05

Has anyone tried the Playstation video game? I've installed it on a small handeld emulator, expecting to discover other aspects of the universe or just diving back into the Lain atmosphere, but the game is a really boring visual novel.

36 名無しさん 2020-07-04 22:19

Lain is cute and it's ok (morally and legally) to be attracted to her.

37 名無しさん 2020-07-05 02:45

She's a kid, sick fuck.

38 名無しさん 2020-07-07 04:37

She's a teenager, not a kid.

39 名無しさん 2020-07-14 15:16

Like it or not, men are programmed to be turned on by pubescent girls. Stop acting like social conditioning is objective when it's not. People who think like that are just cattle.

40 名無しさん 2020-07-15 01:47

That social conditioning is what distinguish you from the animal world. Lain is a kid. Do not rape her or you will mess her future self.

41 名無しさん 2020-07-15 03:34

It's ok, I don't want to rape her. I just want to have sex with her.

42 ID heaven 2020-07-15 17:20

Cattle cant consent.

43 名無しさん 2020-07-15 18:03

Why does the law say she's able to consent then?

44 ID heaven 2020-07-15 19:29

The law expects all parties omniscient for consent, not cattle that will be considered mentally incapable of consent since they aren't omniscient.

45 名無しさん 2020-07-15 19:57

I disagree, and I'm going to have sex with Lain.

46 ID heaven 2020-07-15 21:15


Ms. Doe's psychiatrist, reported the incident to the police because he believed Ms. Doe was not able to give consent due to a "lack of mental capability"

47 名無しさん 2020-07-16 02:44

Don't worry, she's pretty smart.

48 ID heaven 2020-07-16 12:17

Omnipresent maybe but not omniscient.

49 名無しさん 2020-07-17 04:28

That's alright, nobody is. She'd still enjoy it.

50 ID heaven 2020-07-17 13:57

Enjoy ≠ consent. Weird affirming the consequent and appeal to purity admixture right there.
I've already done my burden of routing the authority into nirvana.

51 名無しさん 2020-07-17 21:28

Not sure I agree with that, morally speaking at least. Being able to enjoy sex should be more than enough.
As far as the law is concerned, being at least 14 years old and not an attested retard means it's fine, and Lain-chan is clear on both accounts. ( 〃▽〃)

52 名無しさん 2020-07-18 01:00

In retrospect, it's a surprise that it took a textboard this long to have a discussion about children consenting to sex.

53 ID heaven 2020-07-18 02:52

Appeal to nature. Not being omniscient is automatically attested as a retard by legal standards until the court has to go over your case and wonder what they are doing with their life. Legally speaking if you aren't having sex for reproduction it's sodomy not sex. <`∀´>

54 名無しさん 2020-07-24 19:37

What the fuck is this thread? You don't lewd lain!

55 名無しさん 2020-07-24 20:00

The anime lewds lain. What do you think all the shots of her in loose fitting nightgowns and yuri undertones with alice were for?

56 名無しさん 2020-07-25 20:35

Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi.

57 名無しさん 2020-07-27 13:43

Meds you take.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.
Amagi mudutu ilu nertum quppu.

58 名無しさん 2020-07-29 05:10

I don't think you understand how criminal law works, anon. People aren't presumed to be mentally retarded. As for Lain's (presumed) inability to consent it depends on the legal system in question, we already know her canonical age so...

59 名無しさん 2020-07-29 05:11

Also, I must say I'm very worried for your safety if whatever backwoods country you're in actually defines "sodomy" in the law...
Then again, Americans elected Cheeto Benito and are still arguing over slavery, so maybe that's not far off.

60 名無しさん 2020-07-30 01:01

Yuri undertones are not lewd!
Also, wouldn't you say that Lain is a bit of a yandere?

61 ID heaven 2020-07-30 03:02

None of us are lawyers but aspire in the name of the GPL and technological advancement! It's not written but the cases for "criminally insane" legal systems really push for mentally retarded until proven otherwise, should of said that's my opinion though of an obscure "quasi standard", since some jurisdictions that are "criminally insane" only claim to work off certified written law and it's not written but an "quasi standard" that may be followed. You can pull the retarded card whenever you want to opt into the "experiments" but that's the price. The judge in these systems can also use that on you even if you're whatever your definition of sane is, if told so. If the jurisdiction has, "grey areas", "loopholes", "multiple different legal systems like criminal and civil", "different definitions for words from the primary language probably having a legal dictionary" or "no direct solid blocks on the entities of justice allowing dictatorial judgments", it's "criminally insane" in my opinion but the proof is committing undetectable infractions daily by these systems that you will never know of even if your part of the art.
If you are don't be under a "criminally insane" jurisdiction, not saying you are but here's another example that's less "criminally insane" . I mostly used yankmutt law since it's one of the most "criminally insane", would you prefer albania law as the primary legal language? You can get around AOC in gamer cheeto el packo land by becoming a sovereign with maritime law, yes those sea nouces are legal, until they decide sacrifice is a good idea or don't use enough seamen lube.
Didn't ask me but bit of a dandere until wired, in my opinion.

62 名無しさん 2020-08-10 12:58

I'm sorry but I can barely understand what you wrote. i'm not so much talking about using loopholes or getting around the law, but instead that as a general rule ones presumed inability to consent ceases when they come of age (since this is about statutory rape,in this case i'm using that to mean AOC specifically, and not the age of legal adulthood). In my country this "coming of age" part would happen at one's 14th birthday according to our Code of Criminal Law. Wherever you're at it's probably closer to 18. right? Well... Are there exceptions though? yes, but they are just that, exceptions. A few examples would be a school teacher taking advantage of students. Or a healthy person taking advantage of the cognitively impaired. Definitely illegal, as it should be, in most civilized nations, we can agree on that much.
Not sure I got that right but you aspire to be an IP lawyer? Or do you just want to support GPL and copyleft through other means? In either case I wish you good luck, that's the area I plan to go into too.
I think they are lewd, but in a cute innocent way. Not the kind of thing you could fap to. If you do you're past the point of no return, srsly

63 ID heaven 2020-08-11 08:20

That general rule is gray not black and white but the "quasi standard" is black and white. The yankmutt thing isn't getting around statutory rape, it's changing jurisdictions to something that doesn't have that concept but I didn't want to word it like that since it seemed too serious for a joke system. Your also ignoring how a judge can be part of a network, indoctrinated or jealous etc. They can "get around" "civilised" jurisdictions. This is important if your going into this just like exceptions are gray and not just. I'm not making "civilised" the same as "functional", nor will I consider a civilised nation something that even needs a law, doesn't sound civilised if your cattle do wrong without laws.

Or a healthy person taking advantage of the cognitively impaired.

You mean not being omniscient.

Not sure I got that right but you aspire to be an IP lawyer?

You almost got it by first questioning the motive.

64 名無しさん 2020-08-13 06:38

It's really saying something that this is the longest thread on this board by a large margin.

65 名無しさん 2020-08-13 09:06

They won.

66 名無しさん 2020-08-13 14:54

Who's they?

67 名無しさん 2020-08-13 16:05

Here's a hint, there's visibly two of them.

68 名無しさん 2020-08-15 13:45

>>24 Perhaps you didn't search hard enough?

69 名無しさん 2020-08-16 04:05

Of course!
Everybody loves lain!

70 名無しさん 2020-08-17 22:46

I ain't clicking on that!

71 Paederast 2020-09-05 22:18

In this thread: >>4 is paedo for lain, >>37 needs more goat, and the principle of anarchocommensalism states you can do whatever you want if it doesn't hurt others.
Consent is a mechanism of accepting the blame for being harmed. It's better for the child to not consent to be fucked, so that he has recourse if he's harmed.

72 名無しさん 2020-11-06 21:11

SchemeBBS belongs to lain.

73 名無しさん 2020-11-07 08:26

Lain is the Harry Potter of anime.

74 名無しさん 2020-11-07 09:49

No, that would be NGE.

75 名無しさん 2020-11-07 10:31

Lain used a lisp not a scheme.

76 i2pian 2020-11-08 00:35

What did he mean by that

77 名無しさん 2020-11-08 11:39

Common Lisp is not a Lisp.

78 名無しさん 2020-11-09 08:10

It is a lisp lists not a lisp.

79 名無しさん 2020-11-09 15:54

Common lisp, lisp, scheme... All the same old useless shit for fags.

80 名無しさん 2020-11-09 23:08

This is the homosexual cobra taming forum.

81 名無しさん 2020-11-14 18:11

I don't seem to understand. someone explain lain plz

82 名無しさん 2020-11-14 19:36

There once was an edgy guro jav creator, this creator made an edgy C Y B E R anime, which isn't that bad but the fanbase are poodle moths flying towards the sun.

83 Dikscok 2020-11-15 06:00

Новый рейтинг казино онлайн с быстрой моментальной выплатой и супер большой отдачей.

New online casino rating with fast instant payouts and super big returns.

84 名無しさん 2020-11-15 06:20

It has LISP,retro-cyberpunk,/Pc building general/ and cute anime girls. Plus its ancient, so nerd points for knowing it.
That being, lain fans tend to creepy and unhinged(c.f. that System suicide cult that lainfags flocked into )

85 Dikscok 2020-11-15 06:28

Новый рейтинг казино онлайн с быстрой моментальной выплатой и супер большой отдачей.

New online casino rating with fast instant payouts and super big returns.

86 名無しさん 2020-11-15 12:07


creepy and unhinged

literally me

87 名無しさん 2020-11-15 14:09

a*e y*u a p**dle m*th

88 名無しさん 2020-11-15 15:08

my gf

89 名無しさん 2020-11-15 15:14

she's 12...

90 名無しさん 2020-11-15 15:50

incorrect its a drawing

91 名無しさん 2020-11-19 14:46




do not edit these